- Your truck full of explosives fails to bring down the World Trade Center. (1993)
- The Cyanide you included in the bomb was incarnated in the blast.
- You end up in jail with a 240 year sentence.
- You get caught at the US Border with a trunk full of explosives. (Millennium Bomber)
- You get 22 years in Prison for being the millennium bomber (God was smiling on him!)
- Your first boat bomb sinks before you can attack the USS SULLIVANS with it.
- Your second boat bomb fails to sink the USS Cole, or even permanently destroy it.
- You bomb two American Embassies in Africa and kill mostly Africans.
- You can't strike the White house with your hijacked jet because you cannot find it
- Out of the five sides of the Pentagon, you manage to hit the side that was just renovated,
- and reinforced,
- and still half empty
- Your co-conspirator's planes fail to bring down the Twin Towers upon striking them, allowing a large number of people to escape.
- Your Terrorist Paradise of a country manages to hold off the Soviet Military for a decade yet a handful of American soldiers takes over your country in a matter of days.
- You shout for years for the death of America, but the country always seesm to grow stronger, while yours stagnates.
- You can't light your matches to setoff your shoe bomb
- You get life in prison for trying to blow up a plane with a shoe bomb
- Your missile fails to hit an airplane full of Israeli tourists as it takes off in Africa.
- A Tsunami wave misses America and instead wipes out hundreds of thousands of fellow Muslims.
- Polio has been wiped from the planet except in Muslim countries
- You receive a life sentence for calling others to join in global Jihad.
- You get a 75 year prison sentence for conspiring to support al-Qaeda and Hamas, and you're a cleric.
- Your backpack full of explosives is a dud.
- Your co-conspirators backpacks full of explosives are also duds.
- Your safehouse is raided by the police
- You learn what a 50,000 volt shock from a stungun feels like.
- Your parents identify your picture as a terror bomber
- They also tell anyone who knows where you are to tell the police
- A fatwa is issued declaring your activities a crime against ISLAM
- Your butt is in a cage in Guantanamo
Many people fail to understand that the God in Islam is the same Christian God and the same Jewish God. Now if you are praying for success in Jihad against the West and the west is praying for protection, it seems that God must choose sides.
From the list above, it certainly seems that God is not too into Jihad. So before you do something you might want to get a second opinion on whether or not what your doing is right. How about asking your parents?
Thanks to WILLisms.com for certifying this post as Classy and showcasing it in his Some Call It A Bonfire/Carnival Of Classiness
Also thanks to Environmental Republican for the link.
Also thanks to The Red Ink for the link.
Also thanks to In the Right Place for the link. (Who manages to work around Bloggers lack of Trackbacks.)
Update 19 February 06:
Thanks to Jawa Report and Stop the ACLU for the links!
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There never was any cyanide in the 1993 bomb, it's just one of those urban myths that keeps getting repeated. John Parachini of the RAND Corp. has tracked down the original mistake to an incorrect comment made by the trial judge, which was later picked up by a Congressional Research Service report and hence out into the public domain. John's article is in "Toxic Terror" and excellent book edited by Jonathan Tucker and published by the Monterey Institute for non-proliferation.
Not very important, but thought you might be interested.
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Surely you meant "incinerated" and not "incarnated".
to see what the bomb atthe first trade center bombing in '93 was madr from go here:
ALL YOUS ARE RETARDED...THE BOMBING ON THE TWIN TOWERS WERE SET
UP BY THE JEWSSS...THERE WERE MORE THAN 5,000 JEWS THAT WORK THERE DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPEN BUT THEY ALL DECIDE TO TAKE A DAY OFF AND MOST COME TO WORK LATE....HAVE YOU SEEN THE 20 DOLLAR BILL WITH THE BUILDINGS BURNING,HIT ON THE SAME SPOT THAT THEY WERE HIT?? FOLD THE TWENTY DOLLAR BILL AND YOU WILL SEE THAT IT WAS A SETUP...AND THAT 100 DOLLAR BILL SAYS OSAMA ON IT? CUZ THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO WIPE OUT THE MUSLIMS BUT THE MUSLIMS ARE GONNA DO SUMTHING BIG SOON SOMETHING BIIIIG...SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR IT......
No dude, you are retarded. Quit typing in all capitals for heaven's sake, we can read your retarded conspiratorial rant loud and clear!
Given the fact that you are loud, obnoxious and retarded and have apparently beeen reading the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" too much, I can only assume you're also a Muslim, right?
The god of islam, *spit*, is actually the ancient arab moon god, who was superposed on the Hebrew tradition. The arabs used to have lots of gods, which they kept in meccah, (where they also kept and worshipped a large meterorite, housed in the kabbah), and when muhammed, (bacon grease upon him), *spit*, tried to convert them all to Judaism, he almost got killed when he tried to throw down all the old gods. This is one reason they belive god has 99 names, because they had that many gods.
Change "incarnated" to "incinerated"
Why not call it what it really is! "Signs that you're following a False Prophet (piss be upon him), *spit*, and Your GOD, Allah, (piss be upon him too), *spit*, is Not and never was, nor will IT ever be on Your Side!" *Except to sit on the sidelines and laugh his Pedophilic ass off at what a bunch of Stupid Morons You Are for caring on in such a Sub-Human, Brainless manner.
who cares what happened to the cyanide.. it was hillarious!
ROFL..!Sure has been copied and pasted and chain mailed half way across the world by now, and yes i have linked em back to ur site...
keep at it
Well i think that its all a lie and u cannot blame all muslims for some muslims mistakes and the fact about the war and bombing and all that bull shit its very simple
every one and i mean everyone wants only one thing and its money
and if u think about it the most ugly smelly turban heads loser muslims have alot of it.You don't see them on tv next to some girls who ripps of her shirt and pants live on springer or some one's mother who just found out her daughter was raped by her father that's the only difference.and the suiside bommbers are blowing up stuff cause their home land where they allowed the jews to live are being taken away by the same jews and the nice well dressed jew get to cary a nice shinny weapon which says (made in america on it)and when they see that they know they have no weapons no army or navy or any kind of military to defend them selfs so they do the most easiest thing they know how to and that is make bombs but the turban heads don't realize that if u blow ur self up u become a frekin terrorist so just let the jew rape and kill ur old parents or your young sisters and i mean i think they should just forget everything and just offer them wat ever they want if the jews want money or pussy or wat ever just give it to them cause the turban head muslims don't understand is that if they react to any kind of bullshit or pain they are called turban head terrorit."oh and 1 more thing their is no american white or black or hispanic or wat ever who was born from this fucking ground some how ur mother or father or great great grandfather took a little boat or ran or sailed or watever they did to get here so no 1 is just american its always (something)american so this country is as much as urs as it is mine or the one leged bum from italy or japan .and don't talk about any body's religion cause they are not talking about urs.
Thanks for your entertaining message.
Thanks for your entertaining message.
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