Signs that Allah (God) is not on Your Side:

• Your truck full of explosives fails to bring down the World Trade Center. (1993)
• The Cyanide you included in the bomb was incarnated in the blast.
• You end up in jail with a 240 year sentence.


• You get caught at the US Border with a trunk full of explosives. (Millennium Bomber)
• You get 22 years in Prison for being the millennium bomber (God was smiling on him!)


• Your first boat bomb sinks before you can attack the USS SULLIVANS with it.
• Your second boat bomb fails to sink the USS Cole, or even permanently destroy it.


• You bomb two American Embassies in Africa and kill mostly Africans.


• You can't strike the White house with your hijacked jet because you cannot find it


• Out of the five sides of the Pentagon, you manage to hit the side that was just renovated,
  - and reinforced,
  - and still half empty


• Your co-conspirator's planes fail to bring down the Twin Towers upon striking them, allowing a large number of people to escape.


• Your Terrorist Paradise of a country manages to hold off the Soviet Military for a decade yet a handful of American soldiers takes over your country in a matter of days.


• You shout for years for the death of America, but the country always seesm to grow stronger, while yours stagnates.


• You can't light your matches to setoff your shoe bomb
• You get life in prison for trying to blow up a plane with a shoe bomb


• Your missile fails to hit an airplane full of Israeli tourists as it takes off in Africa.


• A Tsunami wave misses America and instead wipes out hundreds of thousands of fellow Muslims.


• Polio has been wiped from the planet except in Muslim countries


• You receive a life sentence for calling others to join in global Jihad.


• You get a 75 year prison sentence for conspiring to support al-Qaeda and Hamas, and you're a cleric.


• Your backpack full of explosives is a dud.
• Your co-conspirators backpacks full of explosives are also duds.
• Your safehouse is raided by the police
  - You learn what a 50,000 volt shock from a stungun feels like.


• Your parents identify your picture as a terror bomber
  - They also tell anyone who knows where you are to tell the police


• A fatwa is issued declaring your activities a crime against ISLAM


• Your butt is in a cage in Guantanamo

Many people fail to understand that the God in Islam is the same Christian God and the same Jewish God. Now if you are praying for success in Jihad against the West and the west is praying for protection, it seems that God must choose sides.

From the list above, it certainly seems that God is not too into Jihad. So before you do something you might want to get a second opinion on whether or not what your doing is right. How about asking your parents?

Thanks to WILLisms.com for certifying this post as Classy and showcasing it in his Some Call It A Bonfire/Carnival Of Classiness

Also thanks to Environmental Republican for the link.

Also thanks to The Red Ink for the link.

Also thanks to In the Right Place for the link. (Who manages to work around Bloggers lack of Trackbacks.)

Update 19 February 06:

Thanks to Jawa Report and Stop the ACLU for the links!

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